Hello Clara’s Diary, Charlotte here, with a quick message to let you know that poor Clara has gotten herself kidnapped so she won’t be able to update you on all the silly details of her little life.
Don’t worry about her; she’s fine.
Well, sort of.
Actually, she’s having an awful time. Her captor has her locked up in a cave or basement or some place like that and she’s absolutely terrified. Every day he does something new to her, trying out yet another cruel machine or toy, laughing at her as she tearfully begs for mercy, and reveling in her screams of pain, pleasure, agony and ecstasy.
But she’ll get rescued eventually, I’m sure, and then she’ll be able to tell you all about it herself. In the meantime, have a look at a post I wrote about some of the gorgeous men Clara has met.